It’s Monday morning. After your usual routine of hitting the snooze button several times, you finally decide that it’s time to get up from bed. Half-awake still and only half-willing, you make the long trek from your bedroom to the kitchen. You flick the light switch on and the brilliant lights shock your eyes.
Yet, there is still something wanting. You make a b-line for your coffee maker and find it empty. Mildly panicked, you search for your coffee in its usual spot in the cupboards. It’s not there. Now, real panic is sinking in. Your partner wakes up to you opening and closing the cupboards, frantically searching for your coffee. They confirm your worst fears. “We’re out of coffee, honey.”
Most coffee drinkers have experienced a predicament similar to this one or know of others who’ve experienced this. If this hasn’t happened to you, count your lucky stars.
Coffee Memes: Returning To Your Familiar Darkness
If today is your day when you’ve run out of coffee or are experiencing the start of an a-coffee-lypse, you are definitely in need of these hilarious coffee memes to remind you of your heavenly dark roast.
1. Wilder Words Of Wisdom
While some coffee drinkers enjoy decaf coffee, Gene Wilder sheds some light on the preposterous suggestion that someone would want to drink decaffeinated coffee. A true coffee connoisseur will take their coffee black — caffeine and all. It’s like drinking alcohol-free sparkling wine.
2. When It's Been A Long Day Already
If you’re a coffee drinker who’s had a long day already, you’ll love these kinds of coffee memes. You know these kinds of days. It’s the days when you put your pants on backwards, throw out your keys in the trash by accident or get your shirt stained from pizza sauce just before your big meeting.
When it rains, it pours. Luckily for you, this meme will help you realize that others share in a similar fate as you.
3. Finding Another Cup Of Coffee
You’ve already had your morning coffee back at home when you arrive into the office only to find out one of your colleagues has treated everyone to a round of everyone’s favorite hot, caramel-colored drink. Your first response? Have another coffee. Like Dory from “Finding Nemo,” it’s hard not to get distracted by your favorite caffeinated drink.
4. Just One Cup?
Finally, the right amount of coffee. When you ask for an extra-large coffee and your barista brings this mammoth, you feel the barista is finally speaking your coffee language. Yet, a second cup of coffee in this cup may be needed for the other half of the day, depending on the day of the week.
5. The Lord Of The Sith Waits With Coffee
While you may not turn to the Dark Side on any other occasion, an unlimited supply of your favorite dark drink may just convince you to join them. The Dark Sith Lord would love to hand you your coffee. Lucky for coffee drinkers, consuming heinous amounts of coffee does not need to be a moral dilemma.
6. Long Live The Freedom To Drink Coffee!
Sugar, alcohol, dairy, grains and beans to some extent —these are all food and drink items that many North American societies deem unhealthy. However, thankfully for the coffee drinkers, coffee is still healthy. As long as its deemed healthy, drink away and keep fighting for your freedom to drink your favorite black drink!
7.It's Doctor Recommended
8 hours of sleep? That’s overrated. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger recommended 6 hours of sleep, advising those requiring 8 hours to sleep faster. While your productivity may shoot through the roof with 8 hours of coffee per day, you may suffer the jitters and shakes on a daily basis. Proceed with caution on this one, but it’s no reason you can’t enjoy a good laugh from this coffee meme.
8. Until The Mid-Morning Coffee
Regular coffee drinkers will understand this meme well. A cup of coffee in the morning is simply not enough to get you through the day. It is, however, enough to get you through to the mid-morning coffee. And, of course, the mid-morning coffee will get you through until the mid-afternoon coffee revives you. Miss a link in this chain, and it will be a rough day. This chain is something akin to passing the baton to the next runner in a sprint only to find that there is no runner there.
9. There's Only One Rule
Whatever you do, never, ever eeffoc with a coffee drinker’s coffee. Though eeffoc may not be an identifiable word in the English dictionary, the sentiment is crystal clear. Best practice? When a coffee drinker asks for their coffee, kindly give it to them and do not question their motives. Just let them drink.
10. Wheeeeere's The Coffee?
In reference to Stephen King’s iconic story “The Shining,” this coffee meme takes having no coffee to its logical extreme — going insane over an absence of coffee to the point of committing murder. While the meme is a drastic exaggeration and the majority of people follow their moral code, it’s best not to find out what would happen if there was no coffee.
11. Having The Soup Special
Coffee can pass for soup. Brewing coffee beans is practically the same as stewing chicken for the chicken broth in chicken noodle soup. Just throw in some marshmallows as noodles and dip your cookies in it as crackers et voilà you have your own coffee soup.
12. The Sight Of Darkness
For coffee drinkers, there’s nothing more consoling than seeing that black, freshly brewed coffee. Before you brave another day, you need that first cup of coffee to make you feel calm and strong enough to face whatever life throws your way. Who knew the sight of darkness could be such a comfort?
13. A Fairy Tale Beginning
As this meme illustrates, coffee sure has a transformative power over those who consume it — even trumping the magical powers of a fairy godmother. Coffee makes you feel energized and rejuvenated, not unlike a princess who is transformed by a fairy godmother.
14. What A Lovely Surprise!
When it’s difficult to wake up in the morning, even your coffee is surprised that you managed to wake up. In the digital age, seeing a surprise emoji face in your coffee is one way to start your day with a smile and laugh. Take it as a sign to continue your day excited for new adventures and surprises.
15. A New Latte At Starbucks
For those who can’t get enough of coffee, doggos and puns, this meme will make you smile for many reasons. You’ll also have some creative ideas for Halloween and how to dress up your doggo for the ‘gram photos. If only buying a pugkin spice latte really was that easy
16. Superhuman Senses
There are those times when drinking too much coffee spiked with Redbull can give you superhuman senses. If you’re looking to get a leg up in your productivity, proceed with caution as you may start to see the wavelengths of your music playing from your laptop.
17. Storming Mordor Would Be Easier Than....
...quitting coffee cold turkey. Who says you have a coffee addiction? Your parents, brothers, sisters, friends, coworkers, Uber driver? Not to worry, they are just jealous at how many coffees you can handle in a day before passing out at night. In fact, your addiction is quite the opposite. Like Frodo, coffee called you to carry out the important mission of using it as fuel. Who else is going to do the difficult job?
18. The Child Within
In adulthood, there’s nothing more exciting than being able to drink that first sip of coffee in the morning to calm down your nerves. Just before your partner and children wake up, that first sip is the calm before the storm. It’s like being a kid again and having that first sip of hot cocoa on a cold, winter day. You awaken that child within you with that first sip. It’s become so important that it’s part of your morning ritual to wake up before your partner wakes to have that first sip quietly and peacefully.
19. Take The Coffee And Run!
After you get your coffee fix from the nearest coffee shop, don’t look back. Add the cream, sugar or milk to your taste and run full speed to your car. Hurry before someone can take it from you and enjoy it quietly in the privacy of your car.
20. Not Another Decaf Coffee
A coworker brings you coffee and tells you it’s decaf. You smile and politely thank them for the coffee. However, when it comes to decaf coffee, you know what must be done. When the coworker leaves, you pour it down the drain without hesitation. At least it will clean the drain. You need a real coffee that will give you a burst of energy to continue with your day.
21. It Has A Fever Of 103
There’s nothing more difficult than having your coffee ready, but having to wait because it is too hot to drink. It’s like waiting for a watched pot to boil. You distract yourself with another task, but the thought of that first sip of coffee is excruciatingly painful. That’s it, you cannot wait any longer! You take that first sip and the coffee burns your tongue. But you know what, it was worth it.
22. Before And After Coffee
Although the before coffee koala is a frightening sight, indeed, you know it’s not that far from the truth. You wake up in the morning before your coffee and feel like you’ve been kicked and punched in the gut multiple times. If anyone made any sudden moves on you, it’s only a matter of a fight or flight reaction.
23. Hot Cup, Cold Coffee Routine
These types of puny coffee memes are funny for their eternal truths they reveal. It is true that a barista will often ask if you want a hot cup of coffee. Though, for the grammar Nazis out there, this statement is grammatically incorrect, as this would mean the barista is asking you about having a hot cup with coffee inside. The temperature of the coffee is unknown. However, the response is grammatically correct as it refers to the liquid inside the cup being hot.
24. Mmm... Coffee
Before a coffee, your brain is essentially mush. Just spongy tissue ready to send messages throughout your body to perform work. Without coffee, you’re operating in a kind of Twilight Zone — lost in space, colors dull as a pencil that’s been overused. Better grab that coffee in a jiffy to get out of this strange dimension.
25. Not A Threat, But A Fact
For those of you with a more macabre sense of humor, you’ll enjoy the humor behind a partially true threat. Beware or be square, but certainly make sure to bring coffee to those in need. More menacing than a hostile look is a blank stare; give them the coffee and don’t make any sudden movements on them.
26. A Task Fit For An Olympian
After making the long trek to the kitchen from the bedroom, you pull out your pot for coffee only to find out that some savage person left the pot unwashed. Oh, the lack of humanity in such a being. It was most likely yourself when you had that late-afternoon coffee after dinner, but you have to find someone to blame. Either way, this meme will most likely have you revisiting the 2016 Summer Olympics for more of this famed meme of renowned Olympian Michael Phelps.
27. The Short Guide To Communicating With Tired Parents: Morning Edition
While this meme may be particularly funny and pertinent to parenting, it reminds viewers that being a parent is not an easy feat, by any means. In fact, if you are near your parents, say thank you and squeeze them tightly in a bear hug. After all, they raised you and your siblings with the help of a cup of coffee.
28. Batman And Coffee vs. Robin?
When Batman slaps Robin, you know he means business in whatever the discussion was about. In this case, Batman has no tolerance for variations of coffee in the form of a decaf soy latte with an extra shot of cream. Ordering a small black with no cream and sugar is better than a complex drink. Despite the wrath of Batman looming at any given moment, do what suits you and don’t let the judgments of others bring you down.
29. Puss In Boots Before His Coffee
A list of good coffee memes would be incomplete without at least one cat-coffee meme. It looks like this cat needs its coffee more today than on most days. It may not be impressed with the cup of hot coffee in-between its leg and tail and a human taking its photo. Very unimpressed indeed.
30. Large Black Coffee with an Onion Peel on the Side for the Mean One Mr. Grinch?
30. Large Black Coffee With An Onion Peel On The Side For The Mean One Mr. Grinch?
Wouldn’t it be quite a sight to see Jim Carrey’s Grinch from “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” order a cup of coffee at Starbucks? He’d sooner steal someone else’s coffee than pay for his own, at least when his heart was two sizes too small. Any coffee drinker knows all too well just how grouchy they can be without their coffee fix — just like the Grinch.
31. Hey Girl, You Know What's Sweeter Than The Sugar In My Coffee? You.
Salt and pepper. Ketchup and mustard. Milk and cookies. Fewer pairs go better together than Ryan Gosling and coffee memes. While many know the actor for his incredible acting performances, Gosling has quite an online presence in the form of the “Hey Girl” memes and the “Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal” YouTube video compilations. For those of you that can’t get enough of the “Hey Girl” memes, one of them paired with a coffee meme may just be the cherry on top of your day.
The Best Part Of Coffee Withdrawal Is Coffee Memes On Your Desktop
During those moments in your day of intense coffee withdrawal, enjoy a good laugh over this short list of hilarious coffee memes. You’ll be able to reflect on your own coffee drinking and see how many of these memes apply to your life. Of course, they will remind you also of your need for another cup of coffee.
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